Lake Placid 2 (2007)

From the B-movie mavens at the SyFy Channel comes Lake Placid 2 (2007), a long-in-coming sequel to the star studded comedic creature feature Lake Placid (1999). It's been two years since two huge prehistoric crocs showed up in Maine (and were subsequently killed for causing all kinds of toothsome pain), and crabby lawman Sheriff James Riley (John Schneider) is awakened from his false sense of security when swimmers in the afflicted lake start turning up nibbled upon. Occam's razor tells him it's another round of reptile ravaging, so joined by wildlife officer Emily Warner (Sarah Lafleur) and infamous poacher Jack Struthers (Sam McMurray), Sheriff Riley heads out to the infamous Maine lake in search of the croc doing all the killing. Should've just called Steve Irwin. But soon enough, the Sheriff realizes there are actually four crocodiles chomping on the keisters of all these Down Easters. Can he and his band of croc hunters save the town from this quad pod of scaly scalawags? Filmed in Bulgaria and featuring some poorly aged CGI instead of the practical effects of the original, Lake Placid 2 features a handful of bulgy beauties showing off their Bulgarian balloons. In one scene that's super gratuitous but will have you spewing like Mount Vesuvius, a bunch of babes head to the lake and decide to go topless. Why? They're hot, so why not? There's Yana Marinova, VJ Kewl, and Zhasmina Toskova all showing their cans before ending up lunch for the crocs. Still, you'll have a big old smile seeing those funbags jiggle before those awesome tits can't do anything about getting bit by Captain Hook's greatest fear. There are also bikini looks at Sarah Lafleur and Alicia Ziegler as they do some swimming and exploring in hopes of finding a way to put a stop to the killing. Come for the masturbation, stay for the reptilian predation in Lake Placid 2!