The French miniseries La bastide blanche stars a dude named Bernard Le Coq! That's a fucking name and a half. That's a porn star name without a trace of irony because it's his real fucking name. Damn, it takes a coq the size of a baby's forearm to just use that as your actor name. Man, I'm in awe of that dude, as well as the melons on Lea Bosco, which she bares in a sex scene! Yowza!