Jane Birkin Nude

Hall of Fame Nudity!

Keywords: Hall of Fame Nudity!, White, Brunette Hair, Small Breasts, Real Breasts, Skinny Body, Musician
Nude Roles: 20
Birthplace: London, ENG
Date of Birth: 12/14/46
33 Blog Posts for this celebrity

Jane Birkin debuted in Richard Lester's The Knack, And How to Get It (1965). Oh, she got it, appearing next as one of the nude dancing models who romp with David Hemmings in Michelangelo Antonioni's '60s sextacular Blowup (1966), which marked the beginning of her carnal career in international nude acting. Since then, she has appeared in some state of undress in at least fifteen films and continues to do so to this day, albeit generally in French cinema, where the living is sleazy. For some highlights from her sweet body of work, as well as to gawk at her savory, waif-like body, check her out in Alba Pagana (1969), as Brigitte Bardot's lover in Don Juan 73 (1973), and Je t'aime moi non plus (1976), in which she plays an androgynous bartender. For the breast of this small-breasted one, there's Le Mouton enrage (1974), featuring Jane in some seriously hot full-frontal scenes. Bon appetitties!

Comédie! (1987)

Comédie! (1987) Nude, butt 00:18:00 Nice shot of her buns while she is nude at the edge of the doorway. (29 secs)

Comédie! (1987) Nude, breasts 00:37:00 Breasts while in the shower talking to Alain Souchon. (45 secs)

La Femme de ma Vie (1986)

La Femme de ma Vie (1986) Nude, butt 01:00:00 Jane shows her famously hard, tight rump while riding some guy's baloney pony in bed. (32 secs)

La pirate (1984)

La pirate (1984) Nude, breasts 00:27:00 Jane shows off her nice back Birkin bag--she's scurrying around a room, wearing nothing but a white shirt that does a simply terrible job covering up her back end. (27 secs)

La pirate (1984) Nude, breasts 00:34:00 Avast, ye boobies! Jane bares her pancake peaks in a tender balcony embrace with . . . another dame! Sacre bleu!!! (12 secs)

La pirate (1984) Nude, breasts, butt 00:36:00 A tender moment turns to fighting and tears for our lezbo heroines, but who cares what's going on when Birkin's baring all three of her B's? (1 min 16 secs)

La pirate (1984) Nude, breasts 00:47:00 Some creepo rips open Jane's top to expose her bite-sized right riblet, but luckily, she has her gal pal Detmers to comfort her. (20 secs)

La miel (1979)

La miel (1979) Nude, breasts 01:05:00 Skinny minnie Euro-babe Jane departs from her shirt, shows off her itty bitties up top, and successfully seduces a lucky dude. (48 secs)

La miel (1979) Nude, breasts 01:16:00 Jane enjoys a postcoital shower and hoses off her long-nipped nay-nays. Magnificent. (1 min 17 secs)

Bruciati da cocente passione (1976)

Bruciati da cocente passione (1976) Nude, breasts, bush 01:03:00 Jane drops her duds, turns around, and we see both her itty bitty Birkin bags. Unfortunately, she's obscuring her muff with her hand, the prude. (26 secs)

Bruciati da cocente passione (1976) Nude, butt 01:08:00 She strolls over to Giorgio, with her skinny-mini seat all naked. She's crying, but her ass will make you shed tears of joy! (8 secs)

Bruciati da cocente passione (1976) Nude, breasts 01:04:00 Toweling off later in the scene, she casually gives us another look at her left-side lung luggage, and is that a bit of upper crack? (8 secs)

Je t'aime, moi non plus (1976)

Je t'aime, moi non plus (1976) Nude, breasts 00:37:00 One bitty boob as Jane gets friendly with her own fingers. (1 min 9 secs)

Je t'aime, moi non plus (1976) Nude, breasts 00:59:00 Lengthy, way-up-close study of Jane's long-nipped nerps as she gets le banged from behind. (39 secs)

Je t'aime, moi non plus (1976) Nude, breasts, butt, bush 01:01:00 Amazing caboose in close-up as she rafts down a river, followed by nice, long full-frontal shot at a distance. Don't worry: it ain't hard to spot Jane's bush. (41 secs)

Je t'aime, moi non plus (1976) Nude, bush 01:10:00 Jane pulls up her pink dress and reveals the poofy brown hair around her lower pink parts. (18 secs)

Je t'aime, moi non plus (1976) Nude, breasts, butt, bush 01:15:00 Naked Jane runs a bath, revealing tits and ass, then ambles about bush-first and finally gets suffocated in a blaze of all three b's. (1 min 32 secs)

Love at the Top (1974)

Love at the Top (1974) Nude, breasts, butt, bush 00:08:00 In a hotel room, Jane gets all nude and such for Jean-Louis Trintignant, showing her pretty puffies and... Can someone move that darn bed rail! (32 secs)

Love at the Top (1974) Nude, bush 00:51:00 Jane is panti-less playing dominoes with Trintignant. Don't really see anything until the very end when her muff comes briefly into view. (36 secs)

Love at the Top (1974) Nude, butt, bush 01:22:00 Most of Jane's buns are on display when she walks around bottomless in the kitchen. There's a hint of bush, but also one of the great asses in cinema history. (20 secs)

Sérieux comme le plaisir (1974)

Sérieux comme le plaisir (1974) Nude, breasts, butt 00:06:00 Plenty of Jane's T & A as she plops down into a bathtub with two oddly disinterested fellas. (55 secs)

Sérieux comme le plaisir (1974) Nude, butt 00:55:00 A nice little look at Birkin's bare buns as she walks into a field with two naked guys. (8 secs)

Ms. Don Juan (1973)

Ms. Don Juan (1973) Nude, breasts, bush, lesbian 00:59:00 Birkin bares her breasts and bush in bed with Brigitte Bardot. Boy, oh boy! (43 secs)

Projection privée (1973)

Projection privée (1973) Nude, breasts, butt, bush 00:04:00 Sweet Jane! We get a long shot of her all-time champion ass as she climbs out of a pool and lays down on her taut tum, followed by fabulous full-frontal and more seat-meat as she runs inside buck naked. (1 min 26 secs)

May Morning (1970)

May Morning (1970) Nude, breasts 00:33:00 Boobs aplenty as Jane disrobes to pleasure her sneaky Italian boyfriend. (58 secs)

May Morning (1970) Nude, breasts 01:32:00 Mostly left boobage as Jane gets assaulted during a hippie jam session. (37 secs)

Cannabis (1969)

Cannabis (1969) Nude, breasts, butt 00:20:00 One neat nip and two sweet cheeks as she canoodles in bed with a dude. (28 secs)

Cannabis (1969) Nude, breasts 00:25:00 Topless, teensy Jane bares her waiferly wonders while chatting up some guy in bed before they get to bangin'. (1 min)

Cannabis (1969) Nude, breasts, butt, bush 00:31:00 Posing nude for a dude, we see Jane's tiny up-top bitables and some brief, dark burgerage down below. (39 secs)

Cannabis (1969) Nude, breasts 00:47:00 Jane lies flat on her back in bed, her naked nips point up to the ceiling. (11 secs)

Cannabis (1969) Nude, breasts 00:54:00 Quick glimpses of Jane's bare bitsies as a guy takes her shirt off and they make out in the backseat of a car. (1 min 1 sec)

Slogan (1969)

Slogan (1969) Nude, butt 00:10:00 Jane shows her Birkin bag! Dark buns ahoy when she enters a room nude to the delight of her jug-eared bed buddy. (10 secs)

Slogan (1969) Nude, breasts 00:20:00 Stroke your gherkin to a sweet flash of Birkin--Jane and Serge get cozy by the fireside, and her lovely left breast gets warmed. (7 secs)

Blow-Up (1966)

Blow-Up (1966) Nude, breasts 01:11:00 Oh, the glamorous life of a model. Jane changes and gives quite a few peeks of peaks, also baring her bottom in green hose. (18 secs)

Blow-Up (1966) Nude, breasts 01:13:00 What's better than a catfight? Oh yeah, a catfight between two models with Jane Birkin's pumpkins and pantyhose-clad posterior out. (54 secs)

Blow-Up (1966) Nude, breasts, butt, bush 01:14:00 Jane and Gillian Hills seem to have made nice, and are now romping amongst a bunch of paper completely nude. This scene is skin-ificant because it's one of the first instances of bush on the big screen. (1 min 37 secs)