Jack & Diane (2012)

The lesbian indie flick Jack & Diane (2012) has jack to do with the John Cougar (aka John Mellencamp) little ditty about “Jack & Diane” (1982) which spent four weeks at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart. Instead, it’s a romantic horror pic written and directed by Bradley Rust Gray. The story centers around two budding carpet munchers who have a brief but meaningful encounter. When Brit chick Diane (Juno Temple) visits her aunt Linda (Cara Seymour) in New York City, she meets a butch babe named Jack (Riley Keough) on the rough streets. Their love affair unfolds rapidly until Jack discovers Diane is set to leave in a week. Of course, the real problem is that Diane may be a werewolf! But in an odd plot twist, she opts not to show her moon. However, this coming of age yarn is chockfull of lesborific make-out sessions between the scantily-clad Ms. Temple and Ms. Keough. Both of the skintastic actresses emote while groping each other as they don skimpy skivvies. In fact, Juno unleashes her rack so Riley can kiss her bare breasts before heading further down between the sheets. The sexy sight has Mr. Skin jackin’ to Jack & Diane. The movie also includes Dane DeHaan, Haviland Morris, and Kylie Minogue. The latter lady also recorded the single “Whistle” (2012) with the Icelandic band Múm to promote the film’s release. But the only release about the film that we’re promoting is the one that comes after seeing Juno’s little ditties!