Humanoids from the Deep (1980)

Monster movies might be a dime a dozen, but Humanoids from the Deep (1980) has been hailed in dorms, barrooms and holding cells nationwide as one of the most original ideas Hollywood's ever had the guts to put on film. Never before had seaweed-encrusted, slime-oozing, bulky humanoid hulks come stumbling up from the ocean bottom to chase down our pure, innocent women, violently assault them in a sexual manner, and discard their bodies upon the shore for men to find like weekend picnic trash. The town of Noyo, California's beaches have become a no-go zone thanks to all their ladies getting ravaged by these creatures. Luckily, our hero Jim (Doug McClure) has figured out that the humanoids were created by a company creating hulked up salmon that found their way into the water, where they were gobbled up by sea life, which somehow created our molesting monsters. With the big festival just around the corner, can Jim save the women from the super horny humanoids, or are they going to pop out half fish babies all over the town of Noyo? You can thank B movie legend Roger Corman for making sure this one infused with as much sex and nudity as censors would allow. The large breasted, round assed, lovely lady Lisa Glaser shows all three B's while undressing for a ventriloquist, which is less believable than any of the sea creature stuff. Dudes who play with puppets don't get girls with puppies like those. Sorry. Linda Shayne is a pageant queen who has to fight off one of the humanoids who manages to tear her top off and leave her tits bouncing all over the place during the fighting. But it's Lynn Theel who's the real mam meat meal, since she's constantly topless whether stuck in the mud, getting her ass felt up by a dude in the ocean, or getting it on in the backseat of a convertible. Those mams alone are worth a peep at Humanoids from the Deep!