Home Sweet Hell (2015)

Home Sweet Hell (2015) is a twisted look at love from the director of Skateland (2010), Anthony Burns. The film stars Patrick Wilson as Don Champagne, a middle aged suburban man stuck with a wife named Mona (Katherine Heigl), who is so uptight she schedules a fifteen minute sex session with him once a month. With not much happening at home, his eyes start wandering towards the new girl the furniture store he works at just hired, a dimepiece named Dusty (Jordana Brewster). They start an affair, but just when things look like they're going to turn around for Mr. Champagne, Dusty gets pregnant and starts extorting him for cash. When he tells Mona, she decides that she's not going to let her husband's philandering ways ruin the public perception of them as a power couple. Resorting to murder, she takes matters into her own hands in the ultimate attempt at keeping up appearances. But once she starts killing, it appears quite difficul for her to stop. Jim Belushi is also in the movie for some reason. Even more disappointing is the fact that Jordana Brewster appears to be wearing nipple patches when she and Wilson are interrupted mid-screw at the 20-minute mark. We do get a shadowy but nice look at her buns as she walks away though! That shot of Dusty will leave your sock crusty! We were also grateful for the look at Stephanie Grote's great rack as she works the pole. There's also a nice look at Catherine Ashton's bitty beauties when she strips off her dress before being murdered by Heigl! Now that's a body to kill for! And, while rumors are she's Hell to work alongside, we have to admit Katherine is gorgeous stripping to her bra and panties before cutting up a body. We wouldn't last anywhere near fifteen minutes with that bitchy blonde bombshell! We'd like to take home a girl who looked like any of the psycho sirens in Home Sweet Hell!