Henry VIII (2003)

Some historical figures carry greater skinificance than others. Notorious men such as Playboy player Hugh Hefner and crooner cad Frank Sinatra helped set the standard for manly behavior in the mid-20th century. Yet their sexual revolution pales when compared to the innovations in male-female relations pioneered by one mere Tudor monarch hundreds of years earlier. Not only did this forward-thinking king save England from the Popes, the studly sovereign lent his name and character to the BBC miniseries Henry VIII (2003), not to be confused with Henry VIII (2020), Carry on Henry VIII (1971), and The Six Wives of Henry VIII (1970). Indeed, every schoolboy is taught that randy King Henry went through half a dozen wives during his 38-year reign, beheading two of them for bedding other men. This information alone is enough to know that the historical drama’s four-hour runtime is guaranteed to be action packed. As the titular ruler, Ray Winstone leads a cast of esteemed actors including Sean Bean as Robert Aske and Charles Dance as the Duke of Buckingham. Breast of all are Henry’s sweet, sour, and sexy spouses: Katherine of Aragon (Assumpta Serna), Anne Boleyn (Helena Bonham Carter), Jane Seymour (Emilia Fox), Anne of Cleves (Pia Girard), Catherine Howard (Emily Blunt), and Catherine Parr (Clare Holman). We especially like when the Duke of Norfolk (Mark Strong) makes Ms. Blunt bare her majestic breasts. Ms. Bonham Carter also flashes a nip when she’s in bed with the king. As you can see, Hank 8 enjoys hanky panky!