Hard Time (1996)

Hard Time (1996) is loosely based on the hard-ass Lee Marvin existential noir Point Blank (1967) but does that classic one better--it adds lots more T&A. Meilani Paul, Devin DeVasquez, and Jacqueline Lovell flash so much skin that only the biggest movie geek will even absorb the plot, let alone recognize it from the original tough-guy flick. The only tough guy in Hard Time will be viewers' joints from pulling on their puds so hard they'll break off. One look at the perfectly formed nudity of Jacqueline is enough to make even the most macho man break down and cry at her splendor. But hold your pant-tears for the les-is-more coupling of Devin and Meilani. It's guaranteed to give you a hard time.