Greenberg (2010)

There's nothing better than finding yourself while finding yourself between the legs of a young, hot blonde! At least, that's the lesson we learned from Noah Baumbach's dramedy Greenberg (2010). But maybe that's not the moral we were supposed to get out of seeing the lucky, much older dude giving her oral. When neurotic New Yorker Roger Greenberg (Ben Stiller) moves to Los Angeles to figure out what to do with his life while housesitting for his brother Phillip (Chris Messina), it's not long before he sets his male gaze upon his brother's hot young assistant, Florence (Greta Gerwig). They do some flirting, but eventually Phillip starts running into people from his past life on the West Coast. Ends up, Philip used to be in a band, and kind of botched their big break by turning down a record deal over a decade ago. Now, he's got old, bitter bandmates to deal with, on top of a flattering relationship with the assistant we'd sure like to have assist us. Mostly, because Greta Gerwig is such a hot piece of ass! Hopefully Phillip will be able to figure it all out, and manage to keep Florence fornicating with him! With all due respect to the outstanding bikini bods of Juno Temple and Brie Larson, both of which we get to see in the film, this one's all about Greta. This blonde bombshell shows her bomb ass boobs while Ben's eating her out, only for her to get skittish about casual sex with a dude straight out of a mental hospital, and again while they finally do the real thing. Greenberg's got us green with peen envy! We gotta getta girl like Greta! We just wish she'd shown some furburger in Greenberg!