Goodbye to All That (2014)

The comedy Goodbye to All That (2014) follows the misadventures of Otto (Paul Schneider), a middle aged man who has been married to Annie (Melanie Lynskey) since they were much younger. But after decades of getting blown by that curvy babe, Otto blew it and was a pretty negligent husband. After he runs over his foot in a dune buggy accident, things really take a turn for the worse when Annie informs Otto that she wants a divorce. Kicked to the curb, he is suddenly thrust back into the world of bachelorhood, something he no longer knows anything about. Getting back into the game with the help of online dating, we follow Otto through a series of disastrous one-night stands, although since he always ends up railing a young piece of ass we're not sure they're all that disastrous. Still, Otto searches in vain for someone that might once more actually provide him with a stable relationship. Is he going to find one, or is he doomed for night after night of mindblowing sex with random women? Wait, Otto, are you sure you want to say goodbye to all that action? It might be a terrible choice, especially after seeing how one of those one-night stands is with the very sexually adventurous Anna Camp, with whom he has a very acrobatic sex scene that involves a vibrator! As he uses it on her, she goes into the throes of ecstasy, and her beautiful breasts pop into frame as she hangs off the side of the bed, making this her official nude debut! That should have you saying goodbye to your shorts! Another night, Otto hangs out with Ashley Hinshaw as the two sit naked in front of each other as a super quirky attempt at foreplay. We can't see much since it's so dark, but what we saw of Hinshaw was pretty good! Those gorgeous blondes are all that in Goodbye to All That!