Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

It's the humongous, hockey mask wearing, machete wielding monster out of Camp Crystal Lake against the one liner spewing, striped sweater wearing, dream invading demon from Elm Street in Freddy vs. Jason (2003)! When the people of Springwood put themselves and their kids on pills that stop people from dreaming, Freddy Kruegger is effed. Desperately needing people to be scared of him again, he uses his last bit of sandman magic to resurrect Jason Voorhees, and have him do some killing. The plan works for a while, with townsfolk freaking out that Freddy's back once the bodies start piling up, but eventually the two start to fight over who gets to kill which hapless horny teen. When some resourceful kids figure out how to pull Freddy out of the dream world, the battle between these two titans of terror is on! Who wins? We won't spoil it, but we will spoil all the times you see girl's tits! Odessa Munroe opens the movie buck naked, going for a late night skinny dip before Jason ruins the fun. Voorhees is such a voyeur! When she flees from him, her giant jugs jiggle with each step. Obviously, the master of slow walk chasin, Jason, catches up to her, since there's a reason you never see a girl with that big a rack running track! Katharine Isabelle seems to flash her floppers in the ubiquitous shower scene—though it ends up being Tammy Morris' tatas, since she acted as the body double. And, although we don't see her in anything but a red bra, there's a nice moment where Monica Keena gets the peen! Kelly Rowland doesn't show skin, but she hits Freddy in the family jewels when she makes the comparison between penis size and the difference in Jason's big machete and Freddy's tiny claws. Freddy vs. Jason: who cares who wins as long as there's skin!