Every Clip from "We Saw Your Boobs" by Seth MacFarlane
When Seth MacFarlane hosted the Oscars we expected funny, but we got some much more. We got boobs.
Meryl Streep in Silkwood (1983) tells a coworker to get lost by flashing her boob. We'd stick around because we just spewed in our pants. Not only do Laura Harring and Naomi Watts in Mulholland Dr. (2001) shows us their boobs, but they're lesbians. Model behavior from Angelina Jolie in Gia (1998). If Anne Hathaway in Brokeback Mountain (2005) can't make a guy straight then nothing will. Halle Berry in Monster's Ball (2001) pulls out one of her large milk sacks and gets down to business. Nicole Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut (1999) has boobs and a butt as she shimmies in front of a mirror. Topless in a thong, Marisa Tomei in The Wrestler (2008) will have you wrestling with your penis. Charlize Theron in Monster (2003) is scary hot. Time to take your clothes off Helen Hunt in The Sessions (2012) and get to work. We've already started without you. Jessica Chastain in Lawless (2012) is a crime against dry pants. Jodie Foster in The Accused (1988) is a pinball wizard. Hilary Swank in Boys Don't Cry (1999), but her girls cry out for a lengthier sexposure. The sky's the limit with Penélope Cruz in Vanilla Sky (2001). Nipples through a soapy film of tub water, Kate Winslet in Heavenly Creatures (1994) has a pair of very heavenly creatures. Then she's fully frontally nakedly wonderful in Jude (1996). In Hamlet (1996), Kate is to be and not to be all wrapped up in the sheets doing her man Denmark style. And when she poses nude in Titanic (1997) she'll melt your iceberg. While in Iris (2001) she's skinny dipping and giving us all wet peeks at her peaks, bush and buns.
Seth, we saw her boobs, but so much more.