Envy (2000)

Envy (2000) refers to the penis envy that Sigmund Freud wrote about. But even the good doctor, who always had sex on his mind, would have swallowed his cigar watching this bizarre flick. It's the story of a girl who wishes she had a penis. When her wish comes true, she pees standing up and jerks off. She likes it so much that the next morning she has tattoos and a mustache. That's when she really decides to test ride the machinery and picks up Barbara Martin, who's selling her ass (and showing it, too) at some bar. In one of filmdom's most confusing sex scenes, the two girls get it on, and audiences feel weirdly turned on by both. There's no reason to be disturbed; be envious.