Dropping Evil (2012)

If the After-School Special where Helen Hunt jumps out the window wasn't enough to keep you off drugs forever, then maybe Dropping Evil (2012) will do the trick. We're guessing that uber-nerd Nancy (Zachary Eli Lint)'s friends didn't know that slipping him LSD on a camping trip would turn him into a blood-thirsty, axe-wielding killing machine. If they had, they probably wouldn't have done it. But then we would have no movie, which means that we wouldn't get to see scream queen Tiffany Shepis dropping her towel like it's evil as she gets into the bath 22 minutes in. And that would be a shame.