Dracula: The Impaler (2013)

Dracula: The Impaler takes us back to one of our favorite movie legends: Real-life impaler Vlad and his fictional turn into Dracula, thanks to Bram Stoker. This low-budget horror movie skips Bram's tale and instead goes take another route when seven high school friends visit his epic castle during their pre-college Eurotrip. They are the only guests staying in the creepy place, and the caretaker (named Veronica) quickly tells them how prince Vlad returned to castle after war only to find it being pillaged by the Turks. To save his wife's life (one guess who that might be), he sold his soul to the devil. It didn't work, naturally, and now the place is a literal hell, with plenty of vengeful spirits looking to kill anyone who might be entering the castle. A bloodbath ensues, complete with all of Dracula's scantily clad, undead women sacrificing off one of the high schoolers. Jennifer Starr and Vera Nova show off their fantastic asses during this scene, while Mindy Robinson and Victoria Levine wear sexy strips of fabric covering up only their bits. Christina Collard gives us a glimpse of her gorgeous glutes when she steps in the castle shower, and Katelynn Derengowski gets it on with her boyfriend and bares both boobs in bed before the big trip. You'll wish you could impale these sexy vamps with your wood!