Devolved (2010)

It’s Lord of the Flies meets Revenge of the Nerds when a group of high school students gets marooned on a desert island in the edgy teen satire Devolved (2010). When their cruise ship crashes while on a whale-watching trip, two groups of teens survive: a raft full of band geeks, brainiacs, and just regular old nerds, and a raft full of the jocks and cheerleaders who are their natural enemies. Football star The Rog (Robert Adamson) soon takes control of the motley crew(s) as the popular kids party like it’s Spring Break and terrorize the nerds. But when his brainy and beautiful girlfriend Peggy (Lindsey Shaw) dumps The Rog and makes an alliance with dorky writer Flynn (Gary Entin), it’s game, set, match nerds.

Forget peer pressure, you’ll feel a much more pleasant sort of tension in your jeans with comely cheerleaders Lindsay Shaw, Megan Moser, Shannon Freyer, and Christina Corigliano showing off their straight A (and B, and C) cups in bikinis as they party hearty on the sandy shore. Christina earns some extra credit by losing the bikini for a topless interrogation that’ll have you asking some hard questions of your own. Wether you’re a jock or a nerd, you’ll be expelling some sperm with Devolved!