Deadwood (2004-2006)

In the days following Custer's last stand, the town of Deadwood, South Dakota, is an outlaw's wet dream, filled with dirty language, even dirtier behavior, and the finest of Miss Kitty-like cuties certain to skinspire many a cowboy to break out his big gun. David Milch, the man behind NYPD Blue headed to HBO with an idea for a series set in Ancient Rome, only for him to pivot to the Wild West when they told him they were already in production on the show that would become Rome. The potty mouthed drama he came up with follows various characters in Deadwood, South Dakota, a town created by the gold rush. It's 1877, and Deadwood's not technically a part of the USA, which makes it literally lawless. When former US Marshall Seth Bullock (Timothy Olyphant) comes to town looking to start a hardware business, he can't let his morals go. Attempts to establish justice and right wrongs put him at odds with the saloon owner/local landlord Al Swearengen (Ian McShane), and soon enough our two big swinging dicks are fighting for control. Throw in wildcard historical figures like Wild Bill Hickock (Keith Carradine) and Calamity Jane (Robin Weigert), brothel drama, locals fighting with Indian tribes, and the various high rollers who roll into town thinking they can take over, and HBO had enough potential plotlines to last a decade. Unfortunately, the show lasted three seasons, though in 2019 HBO made a movie that tied up the loose ends. While the show was famously vulgar, with "cocksucker" being an especially prominent curse word coming from McShane's mouth, there was also plenty of nudity. Among the berg's most treasured chests is Trixie (Paula Malcomson), a diamond in the rough who's always ready at the town's trick-turning establishment, The Gem. See all three of her B's and you'll be begging to go back in time to when Trixie was turning tricks! As Calamity Jane, Robin Weigert shows all three B's in the bathtub. But while Calamity doesn't have colossal titties, Cynthia Ettinger certainly does, and happily showed them after railing a dude for dollars. There might not be gold in them there hills, but those hills are golden! Our gold rush crush Sarah Paulson slips a nip lying in bed after letting a cowpoke do some poking, Molly Parker shows boob and butt getting boned, boned on the range, Sarah Pachelli shows her winning chesters while getting stripped down at gunpoint by a dude with a Winchester, Sarah B. Lund's enormous jugs can be seen when a dude plays with them, and more! Deadwood had us hard as a redwood! Chockfull of wild and wooly women, the western sextravaganza Deadwood is sure to put a shiver in your timber.