What is it about blue jeans that gives us blue balls? Possibly it's the fact that they cover up the best bits, but that's only the bottom half. Let's not forget how beautiful denim looks when topped by toplessness!
Maria Schneider in Last Tango in Paris (1972) does a shirtless dance that will last forever. More strippers should incorporated denim in their acts like booby prize Charlotte Ayanna in Dancing at the Blue Iguana (2000). Laura Harring and Naomi Watts in Mulholland Dr. (2001) show that denim isn't only manly, it's lesbianly too! If you're going to go topless in jeans make sure there's a photographer present to share your gifts like Lou Doillon in Nana (2001). Kari Wuhrer's tits in An Occasional Hell (1996) creates a perpetual Heaven! Kinky doesn't begin to describe Nadine Pascal in Sadomania - Hölle der Lust (1981). Big-top pervformer Uschi Digard in The Dirt Gang (1972) revs up a biker orgy. Tattooed tittled Miki Sugimoto in Girl Boss Guerilla (1972) stands topless, wearing bell-bottoms before a motorcycle, which is pretty much the trilogy of turn-on. Malea Richardson in Lake Dead (2007) seduces her man against the erect bark of a tree, which gets harder looking at her peachy pair. Moaning Allison Beal in Death Factory (2002) gets her small wonders groped as she rides her man on the couch wearing only a pair of cut-offs.
Denim is as American as looking at some hooters, so stand up and salute the girls of the blue-jean bosoms.