Crowley (2008)

Famed early-twentieth-century occultist Aleister Crowley, also known as “The Wickedest Man in Britain” and “The Beast” is the subject of the British horror flick Crowley (2008), also known as "Chemical Wedding." Iron Maiden frontman Bruce Dickinson's maiden voyage into screenwriting, the plot concerns a secret Crowley convert who translated some of the infamous cultist's best incantations into binary code, and uses the Z93 supercomputer to cause Crowley’s spirit to possess the body of Professor Haddo (Simon Callow) via a VR incident. Back on earth for four days, Crowley (who died in the late 1940's) begins to conduct all the magical rituals necessary to return in a permanent form, including taking a bride and performing the titular "Chemical Wedding." The only man who can stop him is American scientist Dr. Joshua Mathers (Kal Weber), not that we want him to. See, these rituals all involve tons of naked women, including Esmé Bianco whose pale pair will forever live in your spanko banco after seeing her feel her hooters up for Aleister's viewing pleasure. Lucy Codden's another ginger goddess with a great set of gazoongas, which we get a quick peek at as she rides her man. Gemma Hiles is still nailable dead and nailed to a door with her right tit hanging out, while Helen Millar goes the extra mile by showing all three B's as she strips for the Satanist. Add to that the rocking hills of Nicola Rockhill, which she displays during a wild orgy, and it's not hard to understand why Aleister Crowley had such a following. If you were willing to risk eternal damnation for some damn fine keister, you'd definitely hang out with Aleister!