It was Colleen Camp's debut, the role she was born to play, one of the humans in Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973). The uncredited performance launched this buxom blonde beauty into the fantasy life of many moaning men. Comely Colleen is best known not for driving men ape but for her carnal comic sense. Her screwball (and, oh, to screw and/or ball Colleen) antics are well documented in Valley Girl (1983), Smokey and the Bandit III (1983), and most mammorably as Sergeant Kathleen Kirkland in the randy, riotous Police Academy series. Mr. Skin has a busty-French-maid fetish and particularly enjoyed Colleen's cleavage-bearing role as Yvette in the whoduntit classic Clue (1985). Yes, this bosomy babe isn't bashful about her body. She's flashed floppers in Cat in the Cage (1978) and went topless as a Playmate in the reedited Apocalypse Now Redux (2001). If camp were like this, Mr. Skin would have pitched his tent and never left.