Death Game (1977)

If the erotic adventures of Ana de Armas and Lorenza Izzo in Knock Knock (2015) put a sock-sock on your cock-cock, you should see the movie Eli Roth ripped off for his remake revenge flick, Death Game (1977). If there is a moral to the story of Death Game, perhaps it has something to do with the terrible karma that accompanies the adulterous banging of underage women--just don't do it! Or, at least check their IDs first. In horror movies, the sexually immoral always go first, and the virgin tends to avoid the reaper's scythe. So it goes in Death Game. Our forty year old hero George Manning (Seymour Cassel) finds himself in a heap o' trouble after his wife goes out of town, and lucky him, two sexy young women show up soaking wet on his doorstep after their car breaks down. He lets two not quite legal but still skin-o-rific stray sociopaths, Agatha (Sondra Locke) and Donna (Colleen Camp) into his home, and later his hot tub. After that unbelievable threesome, the next morning the girls prance around in George's wife's lingerie, and he tries to drop off the two freaks at the Greyhound station. But when he comes home, the girls are there . . . and before George can comb his furry mustache and mutton chops, these morally bankrupt minxes tie him to the bed. Much torture and sadism follows. Even a delivery boy gets whacked in a not-so-good kinda way. Ouch! He didn't even get to pork the pair of psychos first! Both these women were well past eighteen, with Locke in her thirties and Camp in her mid-20's, so don't worry that you'll get in trouble enjoying their nude work. Both women show buns and boobs not taking no for an answer when they demand some company in the hot tub. Two amazing sets to play with as your back's massaged by water jets? That's about as good as it gets! Sandra's sandbags will appear again as she starts trying on clothes around the house, while Colleen's colossal cans come out to play as she does some topless dancing. A menage with two women like that is number one on our bucket list, so we can't lie, if those two hotties showed up outside our door demanding we nail them on the floor, we'd take a chance and play Death Game!