If the typical American high school were stocked with the crew of stacked-top strumpets who strut and flash throughout the flesh-packed frames of Cheerleader Massacre (2002), truancy would be down to nothing, no one would ever agree to graduate, and male teachers would pay for their posts. But good luck getting any football players to stop trying to fap, and actually take the snap! Produced by Roger Corman, Jim Wynorski's throwback to the gash filled slasher flicks from the 1980's doesn't get too bogged down in any kind of intricate plot. Instead, it keeps things basic. Basically, we've got a team of cheerleaders who hit the showers more often than they shake their pom-poms. They decide they'll have a slumber party at a remote cabin in the woods, but end up on the wrong end up a masked mad man's rage fueled rampage. The psycho creep must be stopped before his murderous urges deprive the rest of us of the healthy impulses that the jumping-jack Jills instill in us! Now, while that's the plot, tons of reviewers have noted how all over the place this one is, with characters being introduced out of nowhere and others disappearing without explanation. That's in large part because this was supposed to be the fourth movie in the Slumber Party Massacre series, but when the studio decided four movies was too many the filmmakers started switching things up to create a new movie, and getting confused along the way. But even if it's not a Slumber Party movie it's still a lumber party movie, thanks to the massive woodies these topless hotties are doling out! You'll be sticky after watching a topless Julie K. Smith pour chocolate syrup all over her milkers before having a totally nude Regina Russell lick it off. Whoa! Bring it On (2000) never had any cheerleaders getting each other off! A three B baring April Flowers may hit the showers, but she's also super hot riding on top of a lucky man. As for the other flirts in skirts, Rikki Ray flashes her rack super quickly, while Charity Rahmer provides charitable amounts of titty and crack while she showers alongside the team. But if you're looking for some one on one time, the titanic titted Tamie Sheffield took a personal shower and showed her tits and ass in the process. Cheerleader Massacre has more than enough hot ass to have your hard on reaching critical mass!