According to Charity Rahmer’s website her measurements are a manageable 32-24-32. But one look at this buxom blonde’s booming body and you’ll be adding inches to both the front of her measurements and your penis. She tried to get a mainstream career, landing a role on Days of Our Lives, but was replaced before her episode aired. She played a pregnant pole dancer on CSI: New York, but your pole will be more interested in seeing this top-heavy beauty in Malibu Spring Break (2003) and Cheerleader Massacre (2003). The only thing that’ll be massacred will be your sperm.