Better Than Chocolate (1999)

Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive. Shakespeare wrote that, but when you add two hot lesbians to the story, then all the world's a stage--yeah, like at a peepshow! Better Than Chocolate (1999) is in the tradition of the screwball comedies that have been making audiences laugh since before Elizabethan times. The story begins happily enough, when Kim (Christina Cox) decides she's had enough of cox and falls for Maggie (Karyn Dwyer). The two live a lesbian lullaby in Vancouver until Maggie's Conservative mom Lila (Wendy Crewson) divorces her husband and needs a place to stay. Lila comes to live with her and turns their love nest into a mess, since Maggie insists on hiding the fact that they're a lesbian couple. Throw in a transgender character named Judy (Peter Outerbridge) decades before that was a normal thing, and once the pretending to be into dinks hijinks are over and the charade is unveiled, Lila's world is truly rocked. But what really rocked was the girl on girl! This sweet tale about learning to accept the differences of others is a lot of fun, but nowhere near as much fun as our lovely lesbian pair have while playing with each other! In one scene, Jim and Maggie paint each other's naked bodies before getting down to making a carnal canvas of copulation. We see every bit of bush, ass and tit, while the curly haired ginger and short haired blonde go way beyond Hershey kissing! There are other brief boob and butt shots to keep things interesting, but nothing can beat beating off to two ravishing rug munchers enjoying each other's company! Straight male or lesbian woman, we can all agree that tight bods with bit tits are Better Than Chocolate!