Barry Lyndon (1975) is based on an old dusty tome by William Thakery, but don't let that stop you from checking out Stanley Kubrick's wild times in the good old days. Why were they so good? Well, Ryan O'Neal, in the lead as a mid-1700s sometimes soldier, sometimes gambler, and all-around horndog, is married to the extremely hot Marisa Berenson, who shows off her li'l girls and even an underwater snatch in a bath scene that leaves audiences running for a cold shower. His riches to rags story is made even more erotic when two topless tarts amuse him along the way. If you have to go down, you may as well go down with a pair of naked pretties going down on you.