Ass Backwards (2013)

Two clueless friends attempt to fix a disastrous mistake from their childhood in the female buddy comedy Ass Backwards (2013). Kate (June Diane Raphael) and Chloe (Casey Wilson) are BFFs struggling to make it in New York City, who met many years ago when they both competed in the same beauty pageant as children. Neither of them won. In fact, they tied for last place and couldn't even pick up a pity award like "Miss Congeniality." But now that they're pushing thirty and are starting to come to grips with how much their disastrous showing destroyed their confidence, and is responsible for their current lot in life. When they get a flyer telling the not so dynamic duo that there's going to be an anniversary edition of the pageant, Kate and Chloe decide to return to their hometown, re-enter the pageant, and right this unforgivable wrong! But they haven't exactly improved their looks, charisma, worldliness or talent all these years later, so it might not be the best idea. Enter a wild road trip and a not so hot shot at redemption. Ass Backwards delivers on its title in the very first scene, where Casey and June bare their derrieres squatting on the sidewalk. No, they're not doing anything kinky, just peeing next to each other. Still, Mr. Skin wouldn't mind seeing those Ass Backwards hotties back that ass up! From there on out, it's all cleavage, bikinis and underwear scenes from people like the young sunbathing hotties Valentina de Angelis and Taylor Black, although Lea DeLaria does come tantalizingly close to topless 25 minutes in as she runs around with tape on her nipples. Facing us or from the back, these ladies can get it however they want it! Ass Backwards will make your thing point upwards!