Some say Italy is the boot-shaped country, but with films such as the Mediterranean moan-inducer Appassionata (1974), Mr. Skin thinks it resembles a part of the anatomy a bit further north. It’s a simple story, one that could happen anywhere. Two incredibly hot teenagers, played by sex sirens Eleonora Giorgi and Ornella Muti, make a play for one of their fathers, a dentist who stops putting his hands on teeth and starts mam-handling teats. Both girls get drilled by the good doctor, and while audiences can’t have that interactive experience, they will enjoy enough of the three Bs that flossing after watching is recommended.