American Virgin (2009)

One night of debauchery threatens to doom a chaste coed's collegiate future in the bonkers comedy American Virgin (2009). Priscilla White (Jenna Dewan) is a college freshman who is on scholarship, given to her by a sexless society committed to maintaining their virginity until marriage. But since she's not put in a special prude dorm, one night she mistakenly gets drunk, thanks in large part to professional drunken and topless coeds content filmmaker Ed Curtzman (Rob Schneider), Priscilla is filmed...going wild. Suddenly, she's desperate to track down Schneider, steal the tape and erase it, to save her saving herself scholarship. Joined by her slutty roommate Natalie (Brianne Davis) and a few fellow college kids, the gang set off to find and destroy the funbag filled footage. But when Priscilla discovers her mentor in the no sex club (Bridgette Pechman) has been screwing Priscilla's boyfriend (Ben Marten) the whole time, Priscilla says "screw it" and is suddenly looking for somebody to screw! As much as we wanted to do Jenna Dewan, the onetime wife of Channing Tatum did us dirty in this one! She used a body double for the topless tape that caused all the drama! No such issues, just sticky tissues, when it comes to Jodi Gabrielle Beals' work as a mammoth mammed stripper, or the GILFy, surprisingly not all that saggy, tits of the elderly Henrietta Hermelin. But the best shot of the flick comes from Anna Dutcher, who shows her itty bitty titties during an Oktoberfest celebration. We'd sure love to touch-her! Mr. Skin would rather pay decades worth of student loans than turn down four years of jumping bones, especially if it's with girls that look like the ones in American Virgin!