Masters of Horror (2005-2007)

Damsels in distress and out of dress abound in Masters of Horror (2005-2007). The anthology series features mini-movies made by hall-of-scream directors including Dario Argento, John Carpenter, and John Landis. During the first season, cleavage is heaving on the mountains of Bree Turner in Incident On and Off a Mountain Road while naked Chelah Horsdal hypnotizes us with her three Bs in Dreams in the Witch-House. Once Jenifer exposes the chests on Brenda James and Carrie Fleming, luscious Lucie Laurier and Leah Graham flaunt their sweet skin in Chocolate. In Deer Woman, the natural mams on Cinthia Moura are dear, just as Zara Taylor’s bare bod is smoking hot in Cigarette Burns. In Sick Girl, Misty Mundae seduces Angela Bettis before going full frontal when she’s ravaged by a bug. Better call Orkin! Next, a shirtless Leela Savasta reveals her tail in Haeckel’s Tale, while Crystal Lowe’s uncovered cans beg to be held in Pick Me Up. Lastly, Michie Ito’s bloody breasties leave a tortured impression in Imprint. With the second season, fans can view the nude hooters on Marisa Coughlan and Clare Grant in Damned Thing and Valerie on the Stairs, respectively. Then come the relatively slinky skivvies on Meredith Monroe in Family; a bang-a-gong-thong on topless Ellen Ewusie in Pelts; and the flesh on Kerry Norton and Michelle Jeanpierre in Solution. Robin Sydney reveals her rack in Right to Die as does the dead-sexy Julia Benson. Granted, she turns into a beast. But with big beauties like hers, so what.