9 (2009)

Written and directed by Candela Peña, the Spanish short film 9 (2009) shares a title with a Tim Burton animated epic and a musical featuring Penélope Cruz, Fergie, Kate Hudson, Nicole Kidman, and Marion Cotillard.While it will never outcompete those star-studded flicks to shoot to the top results of a Google search, it has a charm all its own. And that charm is found in the naked knockers of Elena Anaya, Laia Marull, and Pilar Castro, who lounge around at some kind of nudist party with some of their pals. That's basically the plot, since the whole short film is nothing but a bunch of naked people sitting around and shooting the breeze about all sorts of topics. What are they chatting about? Who cares, they're all naked! Our trio of Spanish sex kittens represent three distinct flavor of female. Pilar Castro is a pregnant blonde with the kind of milk filled mams that can keep any fella from fleeing fatherhood. Elena Ayana is a MILFy brunette sitting next to Pilar that lets her funbags feel the breeze as her tight body and tight ponytail capture all sorts of attention. And last but not least, Laia Marull is our very bangable babe with a short bob that squeezes herself next to some chubby dude, who oh so frustratingly crosses her legs as she sits on the couch. Sure, we can see what's up top, but her decision to sit like a lady denied us a look at her lady bits. It's nowhere near a full-length flick, but even if you don't know Spanish you can spend all day debating which perfect ten is the hottest in 9?