1612 (2007)

The nationalist historical epic 1612 (2007) tells the story of a group of Russian peasants resisting the Polish-Lithuanian army during what the Russians call the Time of Troubles between the collapse of the Rurik Dynasty in 1598 and the establishment of the Romanov Dynasty in 1613, which would prove to be the last Imperial dynasty of Russia. While many critics question the film’s historical accuracy, there’s no questioning the nudity. In one scene we get to see all three B’s as a pack of Muscovite mamas, including the fully frontal Violetta Davydovskaya, frolic in the hot springs. The time of troubles looks more like the time of titties!