Weiblaue Geschichten (2000)

Weiblaue Geschichten (1984), or White Blue Stories, whatever that means, is a family comedy TV series from Germany. And like any good family show from Europe it’s got tits. Let’s talk Vanessa Jung. She has quite a pair of lungs. We’ve seen bigger, but we’re not sure that there are any better. Just a handful, but do you need more? These meatballs are a meal unto themselves. Full and firm and standing up valiantly against the pull of gravity, they ask—no, demand!—that we touch them. Of course we can’t, but we can touch ourselves, and if you haven’t done so already, well, what are you waiting for?