Waiting... (2005)

Restaurant customers who make a habit of belittling their servers, and restaurant customers in general, will be compelled to rethink their attitude after a viewing of Waiting…(2005). Those underpaid, overly imaginative college-aged kids taking orders and carting plates of food to and from your tables are not merely waiting on you. They are also waiting on a big break, a life-changing callback, or maybe even a prince charming to sweep them off their feet. At least, the employees of the fake restaurant "Shenaniganz" are. There's Dean (Justin Long), the young man suffering an identity crisis since his buddies are all way more successful than him and he's not sure he wants to move up to management, Mitch (John Francis Daley) the new kid suffering through training, Monty (Ryan Reynolds) the sleeze counting the days until hostess Natasha (Vanessa Lengles) turns eighteen, and a couple of cooks (Dane Cook, for one, as well as Luis Guzman) who delight in a game where they show their balls to unsuspecting coworkers. A sort of "Day in the life" flick about working at a chain restaurant, this cult classic comedy set the standard for joke filled job movies for every milennial film fan. But with hotties like Anna Faris, Kaitlin Doubleday, Emmanuelle Chriqui, and Alanna Ubach sizzling the screen alongside the already stacked cast, viewers were just waiting for one of these waitresses to take their clothes off. There's no flair, just an amazing pair as Emmanuelle and Jordan Ladd do some bikini booty shaking while filming a fake music video, in a behind the scenes shot that's quite hot. We're happy to fap to those B's, even if they look nothing like the girls wokring at Applebees. But it's Alanna Ubach who appears to be showing her incredibly hairy bush as part of the flashing game, except it's actually a double's dundee dandelion, not hers. Still, Waiting... will have you bating!