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Valentine (2001)

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Review

In the beginning of the early 2000 horror film, Valentine (2001), we meet Jeremy Melton, a nerdy guy who gets rejected by four popular girls after asking them to go with him to the Valentine’s Day dance. The fifth girl, though, a heftier lady of sorts, says yes, and the two wind up making out under the bleachers. Some bullies find them and beat him up because the girl claims that he attacked her. When all five of the girls involved in the story get to be in their twenties, they all start to receive death threats after one of them gets murdered. You’d think with an R-rated horror flick that there’d be more nudity, especially since it has a Valentine’s Day theme. But all we get is a little bit of Denise Richards in a bikini, as well as some cleavage and hot attire from Marley Shelton. If he can’t get lucky on Valentine’s Day, then no one can. Not even the viewers.