Reindeer Games (2000)

The final film directed by master of suspense and underworld excess John Frankenheimer, Reindeer Games (2000) stars Ben Affleck as Rudy Duncan, a man who is decidedly not Nick Cassidy. Instead, Rudy was Nick's cellmate in prison, who watched Nick get shanked and die while they were both in the clink. Since Nick had been sending letters back and forth with a horny hottie named Ashley (Charlize Theron), Rudy figures he'll just pretend to be Nick and pork his old bud's pen pal. When Ashley's apparent brother, Monster Mercer (Gary Sinise) kidnaps him and demands Nick use his insider knowlege of a casino he used to work in to help his crew plan a robbery, Rudy realizes he has to really sell the scam if he's going to stay alive. With Rudy BSing his way through the planning of the heist and realizing there might be way more to the story than he's been told, this one is full of double crossing and cases of questionable loyalty, some of which are about to be spoiled for you. Yes, as much as we'd like to keep you in the dark, that'd mean depriving you of some of the hottest looks ever put to screen of model-turned-world-class-seductress Charlize Theron. We'll spoil the twist for the look at the tits! When Miss Theron first meets the man she thinks is Nick, she immediately hops on his dick! As Nick gets that fresh out of prison poon, we see a firmly in her prime Charlize showing off her buns and boobs. But the better look at her pair comes when she hops into the pool and strips off her bikini top to start making out with Gary Sinise! No, it's not actually her brother, she was in on it the whole time! Still worth it for Nick, since it meant getting it in with an absurdly sexy, ginger version of Charlize. On dasher, on dancer? Nah, we'd like to get on that Vixen after watching Reindeer Games!