Stealing Beauty (1996)

Stealing Beauty (1996), hell, get it any way you can! Thieve that beav! Snatch that...snatch! Only famed director Bernardo Bertolucci can get a trio of trollops together and naked, which is just what he does here. Two years before Armageddon (1998) would make her a global superstar, the movie stars Liv Tyler as Lucy, an American girl who visits Italy after her mother's suicide, to spend some time with her mom's oldest friends and get a sculpture made by one of them, who is a talented artist. At least that's the claim. In reality, Lucy is on a quest to figure out who her real father is using the words in her mom's book of poetry. And while she's there, the young virgin might as well go for a ride on top of some Italian stallion. A top notch cast including Jeremy Irons, Joseph Fiennes and Jeremy's real life wife, Sinéad Cusack headed up this drama that's a bit reminiscent of a less fun Mamma Mia (2008). But while Mr. Skin can think of other things to do after the death of a beloved parent, there's no reason to complain about Liv's decisions after she poses topless. She's posing for the artist, and decides to let her left tit hang out of her dress to spice things up. What portrait couldn't use more tit? We also live it up to Liv's large breasts when she takes a bath, and even see all three B's in a treehouse sex scene. Three topless scenes in one movie? What a steal! Sinéad Cusack shows off her ass while sunbathing, while Rachel Weisz shows titty while tanning by the pool. Allow us to wipe off our drool! That's two for the price of fun in the sun in Stealing Beauty!