She has the intense, focused presence within her being of an orgasm addict longing for a fix. A shrink wrap of translucent, porcelain-white skin. Fine, fiery-red hair. A flashing emerald gleam in her eyes. And she'll proudly parade her bush in the cause of dramatic verisimilitude. Is there a reason not to acclaim Tilda Swinton the most sensational female pubic figure to come out of Britain since Lady Godiva? Before broaching any argument, inspect the evidence. In Orlando (1993), Tilda's exploration of a sexually morphing being will solidify the sexual leanings of those viewers who pride themselves on being among the skingnoscenti. In Female Perversions (1997), Tilda presents herself as a brunette, bringing her nympho lawyer character to life as though she is redhead hot and full frontally showing all she's got. Enter nude, fecund funbags while preggo in The War Zone (1999) and then more boobs and pubes in Young Adam (2003) and a leftie in Julia (2008) and case closed.