The Sitter (2011)

Like a bad rip-off of Adventure’s in Babysitting, this film follows Jonah Hill’s sad sack college dropout Noah Griffin as he agrees to babysit all three Pedulla children - anxiety-riddled Slater (Max Records), Blithe (Landry Bender with a full face of makeup), and the very destructive Rodrigo (Kevin Hernandez) - so his still-looking-for-love mom can go on a double date with the kids’ parents. Almost as soon as they are entrusted into his care, his “girlfriend” Marisa (Ari Graynor) calls up and promises him sex if he picks up some cocaine and meets her at a party, so his horny ass drags the kids out of the house and into a calamitous chain of events that includes becoming the targets of a pissed-off drug dealer named Karl (Sam Rockwell). Other than a close up of Erin Daniels’s cleavage, the lone nudity in this comedy comes from Jessica DiGiovanni, a topless partygoer seen schtupping a very lucky Ron Phippen.