The Rite of Spring (2022)

Not to be confused with the Stravinsky piece of the same name that caused a riot during its 1913 Paris debut, The Rite of Spring (2022) is a Spanish dramedy that tells of the confusing relationship between three people. Isabel (Emma Suárez) is mother to David (Telmo Irureta), a young man in his 20s with Cerebral Palsy, and though she is hesitant to do so, she allows him to attend the local university in Madrid. There he catches the eye of a young woman from a staunchly conservative rural upbringing, Laura (Valèria Sorolla), a fellow Chemistry major who takes a liking to the charming young man. As the destitute Laura gets to know Isabel and David better, Isabel makes her an offer she can't refuse: come over and give David handjobs in exchange for money. This naturally leads to a ton of conflicting feelings, but none of those are of any concern to us! Valèria Sorolla goes topless twice in the film, showing off her perky pair with some niptastic nips, along with some bonus boobage from her college roommate Ruth Bosser! We take back what we said before, The Rite of Spring will indeed cause a riot... in your pants!