The Replacements (2000)

The Washington Sentinels take their talents off the gridiron and go on strike in The Replacements (2000), only to be replaced by a shoddy group of strike scabs cobbled together from sumo wrestlers, gang members, prisoners, and Neo himself—Keanu Reeves. As the misfits come together to make touchdowns, you’ll want to touch the downy flesh of brunette beaut Brooke Langton, who gives audiences a megabone with her turn as a bouncy cheerleader. There’s no real pigskin here, but you’ll still get your rah-rahs out.