The Piano (1993)

Filmmaker Jane Campion was inspired by the novels “Wuthering Heights” (1847) and “The African Queen” (1935) when creating her skinematic masturbate-piece The Piano (1993). The erotic costume drama follows Ada McGrath (Holly Hunter), a seemingly mute Scottish widow who travels to New Zealand with her daughter Flora (Anna Paquin) to wed Alisdair Stewart (Sam Neill) in the 19th century. But her frontiersman hubby lacks a tender touch or much consideration for her passion: playing the piano. The dude just leaves her piano on the beach after she brought it from the British Isles. As a result, Ada must take a long hike every time she wants to tickle the ivories. Since retired sailor George Baines (Harvey Keitel) wants to tickle her ovaries, he makes her an offer she can’t refuse. He’ll move the piano to his place if she teaches him how to play — and play they do! Throughout the rest of the period piece, Holly shows off her piece. The skintastic stunner sheds her threads to reveal her old school undies. If that’s not arousing enough, the sexy brunette bares her breasts, bush and butt as Ada and George make beautiful music together. Suffice it to say, their sexapades put the motion into this motion picture! The critically-acclaimed movie received eight Oscar nominations, with wins for Best Actress (Hunter), Best Supporting Actress (Paquin) and Best Original Screenplay (Campion). It also picked up the Palme d’Or at the Cannes Film Festival. However, Mr. Skin gives the flesh-filled flick his Palm d’Organ!