Plenty of young poets idolize Arthur Rimbaud, the wild Frenchman who wrote all of his wild poems while still just a teenager. He didn’t have too many hot female groupies, though. As portrayed by Leonardo DiCaprio, Rimbaud is shown to be busy having drunken gay sex with fellow poet Paul Verlaine, played here by David Thewlis. Sadly, the romance ended when Verlaine shot Rimbaud in the hand. And, no, that’s not a reference to a handjob. Anyway, fans of skinema can still enjoy the impressive historical tale Total Eclipse (1995), thanks to the hetero joys of Romane Bohringer and Kettly Noel.