The Hazing (2004)

A little education is a dangerous thing, especially for that type of nubile undergraduate who has no need for underwire in her brassiere. In The Hazing (2004), a group of these sexy scholars assembles in a derelict mansion with the intention of demeaning one another through forms of mild sexual inappropriateness (stopping short of actual felonious sex or mayhem) that are endured as initiation rituals into a sorority of the most brain-frying felines ever to sit through their SATs. The scintillating titillation is barely (get it, barely?) underway when a slim, sweet, and stacked sorority sister is gratuitously slain. Is the school’s mad professor (Brad Dourif) the killer? Has he formed an evil alliance with the spirits of nasty-minded malice? Can he control the heavenly curves of his students’ bodies and make them enact all the wayward desires of a demon spawn? Will you, the viewer, survive until the last dead nymph falls without yourself having spewn? All of these and other questions are answered in this R-rated flick which also goes by the title Dead Scared. Of course, the chiller diller should have been called Dead Sexy considering its comely cast of damsels in distress — and out of dress! For example, the movie features a bikini-clad Brooke Burke! Not to be upstaged, topless babes Nectar Rose and Tiffany Shepis flash their nude boobs. If that’s not erotic enough, the latter lady also displays her round rump. Plus, Bernadette Wilkes exposes her bare, albeit bloody, breasts. No wonder gorgeous includes gor!