The Assistant (2025)

Adapted for the screen by husband and wife duo Wilhelm and Anka Sasnal, this take on Swiss-German Robert Walser’s 1908 novel of the same name kicks off with Joseph Marti (Piotr Trojan) quitting his job as a book binder after his boss criticizes him for his shoddy work. He needs a new job to, you know, survive, so an unemployment officer (Roman Gancarczyk) points him in the direction of Tobler (Andrzej Konopka). Tobler is an inventor, his two main projects being a train clock that also shows advertisements and a can opener. He hires Joseph as a live-in assistant, and it slowly becomes clear Tobler is a horrible boss who doesn’t pay and gets turned down by just about every potential investor. Joseph has no other choice but to stay and he ends up developing a complicated relationship with Tobler’s wife (Agnieszka Zulewska), who also suffers under Tobler’s tyranny. Other characters hanging around include Tobler’s bitter former assistant, a postmaster (Anka Sasnal), and the owner of the local tavern (Ewa Kolasińska) who you can see dancing completely naked under a strobe light at a party along with full nudies Agnieszka, Aleksandra Nowosadko, and Malgorzata Zawadzka among others. There’s also a topless appearance from Marta Ojrzyńska as she hangs out post bang sesh. The film is sure to assist you in the hard-on department!