Teats and Geeks

Mr. Skin loves Judd Apatow.

And Mr. Skin’s affection would flow toward Hollywood’s reigning comedy filmmaker regardless of whether or not Apatow returned the compliment by showcasing MrSkin.com at the fifty-nine-minute mark of the blockbuster Knocked Up (although that certainly doesn’t hurt).

In fact, Mr. Skin’s admiration for Apatow arises from the master mirth-maker commingling naked women and simmering sex scenes with his comedic wizardry.

Just consider not only Knocked Up, but also The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Superbad, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, and, most recently, Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Jason Segela veteran of Apatow’s cult TV hit Freaks and Geeksstars in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as a sadly jilted boyfriend who attempts to get over his titular ex (played by Kristen Bell) by hightailing it to Hawaii. Once there, he finds himself staying at the same resort as Sarah and her new rock-star loverboy (recent MTV VMA host Russell Brand).

Mila Kunis provides romantic relief to Segel, and, between the laughs, we also get to see her body double’s bare boobs. Amusingly, we do get an eyeful of Jason Segel completely in the buff.

Here, now, is a round-up of the raunch that has rendered Judd Apatow modern entertainment’s King of Karnal Komedy.


THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN (2005)
HA-HA HOTTIES:Elizabeth Banks, Laura Bottrell (Picture-1), Stormy Daniels (Picture-1), Carla Gallo, Catherine Keener (Picture-1), Jamie Elle Mann (Picture-1), Kimberly Page (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Judd Apatow’s debut as a big-screen writer-director remains his most flesh-packed endeavor to date. And what flesh it is!

Along the course of attempting to unburden himself of sexual inexperience, Steve Carell comes across (occasionally literally) a bevy of beauties who fall out of their clothes (occasionally literally there too).

Among them are Laura Bottrell, whose deliciously natural milkers spring free from her bra after Carell yanks too hard on the garment; Jamie Elle Mann as the topless newswoman of our hero’s dreams; and Kimberly Page, who plays a speed dater whose blouse is tantalizingly too loose to contain her healthy casabas.

Also look for porn babe Stormy Daniels as she brandishes a tattoo of Seth Rogan on her boob (Picture-1), and even a nip slip from romantic lead Catherine Keener.


FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL (2008)
HA-HA HOTTIES:Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis, Maria Thayer, uncredited actresses
THE SKINNY: Although the bare boobs attached to Mila Kunis’s (Picture-1) body in a Girls Gone Wild-type photograph actually belong to a body double, there are plenty of other sexy moments accompanying uproarious comedy to make Forgetting Sarah Marshall a lusty must-see.

Ten minutes in, two uncredited actresses reveal their nude racks while in the throes of passion. Then Maria Thayer gives up near nip while riding a dude at the one-hour-five-minute mark.

Kristen Bell fills out a series of bikinis brilliantly, then takes things almost over-the-topless during a hilariously exaggerated sex session at the one-hour-twenty-four-minute mark, where she mounts Russell Brand and wails in orgasmic ecstasy in order to enflame her ex, who can hear her, with jealousy. You won’t want to be Forgetting that!


KNOCKED UP (2007)
HA-HA HOTTIES:Jill Bartlett, Stormy Daniels (Picture-1), Katherine Heigl, Leslie Mann, Emerson Riley (Picture-1), Nautica Thorn (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: The most important film in Mr. Skin history not only boasts a special breast-star appearance by the website you’re reading now, it also features Stormy Daniels (fresh from The 40-Year-Old Virgin) and her fellow hardcore hottie Nautica Thorn providing Seth Rogen and Paul Rudd with topless lap dances at a Vegas Strip club.

Adorable redhead Emerson Riley provides a boobilicious moment one-hour-eleven minutes in, as she grips her chest following an earthquake. When she removes her hand to greet a Martin Starr, we get a great look at Emerson’s succulent, pink-tipped bomber just before Jonah Hill places his mitt back on it.


SUPERBAD (2007)
HA-HA HOTTIES:Aviva, Stacy Edwards, Jenna Haze (Picture-1), Martha MacIsaac, Aurora Snow (Picture-)
THE SKINNY: This warmly regarded tale of a last teenage hurrah is rife with tempting schoolgirls on the order of Aviva and Martha MacIsaac peeling to their undies (in the case of the former, in order to experience some “McLovin”).

Early on, real-life X-rated ravishers Jenna Haze and Aurora Snow turn on hapless heroes Jonah Hill and Michael Cera by appearing on an adult website called Vagtastic Voyage. The unrated Superbad DVD exposes even more of these hardcore starlets at their most nakedly scorching.


WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY (2007)
HA-HA HOTTIES: Jenna Fischer, Nicola Helwig (Picture-1), Serria Tawan (Picture-1), Debbie Yeh (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: In the title role, John C. Riley plays a superstar country singer who does what all worthwhile superstars in any field should do: he hops between the sheets with multiple nude women at the same time.

Dewey’s topless groupies are played with naked realism by Nicola Helwig, Serria Tawan, and Debbie Yeh who portray, respectively, White Woman in Bed, Black Woman in Bed, and Asian Woman in Bed.

Jenna Fischer, of TV’s The Office, makes the mo(i)st of a couple of lingerie scenes, meaning that Walk Hard will leave you walking funny.