Stuck on You (1983)

Not to be confused with the 2003 screwball comedy featuring two dudes, this Stuck on You! (1982) has an exclamation point in its title so you know you're watching the right one. And Mr. Skin is pretty sure you'll want this one, based on the cover of the DVD alone with a bikini-clad hottie and a peach-ripe rump. It, too, is a screwball comedy, but there's a romance featuring a married couple who takes a trip down memory lane thanks to a wise judget in family court. The two visit past paramours and famous lovers, all in the name of remembering that what they have is more special than anything else. (Awwww. Mr. Skin does love a happy ending. Ahem.) Shot mostly in the South Bronx with side trips to Long Island, Jersey, and Connecticut, the film was originally named Cracked Eggs before getting a title switch. The stars are no one you've probably ever heard of, unless NYC was your stomping ground in the early eighties. Allow Mr. Skin to introduce you to the sexy Virginia Penta with the bright-blue eyes and generous side boob. While not totally naked, you do get an eyeful of graffitied skin while she and her lover play with body paint (and glue!). Denise Silbert is all cleavage and nip-slip territory in a caveman-inspired bikini, while Julie Newdow has some very happy pasties. Sadly, you'll have to get your fill of these three fine ladies solely from Stuck on You!, as this is the only film on record for each of them.