Stargate SG-1 (1997-2007)

One of the rare cases where the TV show is better known than the star-studded movie, Showtime's Stargate SG-1 was based on the hit 1994 Kurt Russell flick Stargate (1994). Debuting in 1997, it lasted ten seasons, though it switched to the Sci Fi Channel in 2002 which severely hindered the show's skin opportunities. SG-1 tracks the intergalactic explorations of an elite military crew—SG-1—as they use the alien invented portal device known as the stargate to both pop into new worlds, and try to keep alien civilizations from using it to pop into ours and take over the earth. Along the way, the crew discovers that there are Stargates sprinkled just about everywhere, each of which leads to some new adventure. Best known for its incredibly unique mythology that heavily borrowed from Egyptian history, technically Stargates' star was Richard Dean Anderson, who took over Kurt Russell's role as Colonel Jack O'Neil, though you could make a case for James Spader's replacement as archaeologist Daniel Jackson, Michael Shanks. But for us, it was the series regulars Amanda Tapping and Vaitiare Bandera, who provided the real heavenly bodies. Tapping plays Dr. Samathan Carter, a Ph.D. in theoretical physics whose ass you'll be thinking about tapping all night after seeing her pokies in some camo tank tops. Claudia Black was just as nippy in a purple nightie, but it's Vaitiare Bandera who provided the show's only real nudity, back when it was on Showtime. At one point, the former girlfriend of Julio Iglesias is hypnotized, then undressed and placed on a table by a weird Egyptian alien. There's a long lingering full frontal shot when the alien dude gets her in the nude letting us take in the tatas and the bush. That's the fun kind of stargazing on Stargate SG-1!