Stan Helsing (2009)

Let’s hear it for humorous hybrid horror flicks like Stan Helsing (2009) since the sexy scary movie spoof is a bone chiller that’ll tickle your funny bone while giving you a boner! Bo Zenga’s R-rated pic stars Steve Howey in the titular role. He’s a video clerk who is out on Halloween night with his best pal Teddy (Kenan Thompson), the exotic dancer Mia (Desi Lydic), and his ex-girlfriend Nadine (Diora Baird). Luckily, the latter lady is a stacked stunner who isn’t afraid to tout her heaving cleavage via skimpy getups. When the foursome arrive at Stormy Night Estates to drop off some videos, they discover that the place is inhabited by a Nightmare on Elm Street-like guy who goes by Fweddy Krueger (Ben Cotton); a Friday the 13th-ish Mason (Ken Kirzinger); the Halloweenie Michael Cryers (Lee Tichon); a Hellraiser called Pinhead (Charles Zuckermann); a Texas Chainsaw Massacre poser named Pleatherface (Twan Holliday); and a Child’s Play knockoff with the label Lucky (Jeff Gulka). Plus, Frankenstein’s monster (John DeSantis) and the Wolfman (Ryan Steele) also pop up for good measure. Of course, when it comes to great measure … ments, there’s Holly Eglington as Bride #2. Like Bride #1 (Denyc) and Bride #3 (Ildiko Ferenczi), Holly struts her stuff in black lingerie. Yet this be-thonged brunette also loses her top while dancing with a pole. Needless to say, she puts the motion into this motion picture! If that’s not arousing enough, she flashes her plastic fantastics in bed. Yes, she’s scary hot!