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Spring Break Massacre

Spring Break Massacre (2008)

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The only spring break massacre Mr. Skin is familiar with involves Jello shots and him slaying stupid amounts of slutty sorority girls! Who would commit a massacre at a place where there's easy ass packed into every acre? But it's also the name of a horny horror comedy from Michael Hoffman Jr. Yes, in the lower than low budget direct to video flick Spring Break Massacre (2008), convicted killer Stanley Peterson (Curtis Taylor) escapes from maximum-security lockup on the same night that six comely co-eds are having a spring break party. But Stan the killer man must be a fan of hot college girls, too, since he starts his slaughterfest with all the fellas at the house, allowing us ample amounts of jiggling jugs as they run around the house. Hardcore horror fans will be happy to hear that Phantasm (1979) star Reggie Bannister plays the sheriff trying to save the girls, while Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) standout Linnea Quigley plays his deputy. But you don't watch a movie about a massacre at spring break for the cameos, you do it for the cans and kills! While the college cuties end up being picked off one by one, nearly all of them find the time to display their amazing breasts. It wouldn’t be a spring break horror flick without plenty of wild bikinis and sexual experimentation, so Toni Buena, Sarah Minnich, Leann Van Mol, Leann Van Mol, Erin Meyers, Renee Darmiento, and Aly Hartman all go topless in this nest of co-ed cans. Your hand might need a break after watching all those women take their tops off! Spring Break Massacre will have you sprung!