Matt Craven is sick of the sticks, and he's taken a job in the big city. He's got a good gig as a bookkeeper for an advertising agency, and hopefully someday he'll be working on ad campaigns. Even better than this new rung on the career ladder is the view from his office: super-gigantoid Kim Cattrall! Well, it's actually a billboard, but it's Kim all the same. Matt fantasizes about her and her savory sweaterbeans, and then one day he has a chance to meet the real, life-sized lady of his dreams . . . and Smoke Screen (1988) starts to heat up. That's because Matt follows Kim to the Palais Royale nightclub and learns that she's under the control of a pack of wiseguys led by Dean Stockwell. Can Matt find romance and get into Kim's pants, or is she permanently married to the mob?